Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
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But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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