You really coming over, don't trick.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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