So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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