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I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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