He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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