I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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