I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
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She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
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Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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