I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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