We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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