I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
He has the fingertips of a God
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