so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
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is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
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You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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