what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
