How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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