I wish I could punch you in the face.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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