I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
He did a backflip because drugs
Randomize
