Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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