just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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