My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I think I am morally bankrupt
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
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she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
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I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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