I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
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Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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