Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
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If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
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I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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