I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
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Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize