I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
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there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
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Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
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