after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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