because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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