it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
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He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Still dying that you shit outside
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
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You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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