I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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