You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
Randomize
