A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
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Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
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It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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