I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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