I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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