there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
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Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
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That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
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Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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