he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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