Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
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Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
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SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
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