so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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