why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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