well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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