I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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