The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Randomize
