The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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