well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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