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(919): View more from North Carolina

I need help removing her.

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(614): View more from Ohio

If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes

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(864): View more from South Carolina

We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.

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(224): View more from Illinois

he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"

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(402): View more from Nebraska

The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!

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(907): View more from Alaska

It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common

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(707): View more from California

Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god

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(315): View more from New York

As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.

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(970): View more from Colorado

I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now

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