I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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