Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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