Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
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AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
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I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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