That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
This is the prime rib incident all over again
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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