Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
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I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
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Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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