so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
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What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
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I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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