Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
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the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
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After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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