Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
