She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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