we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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