I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Randomize