Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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