seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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