I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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