I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
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I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
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Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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