it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
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I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
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Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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