All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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